Season Recap: 2003 S&MB Football

FINAL STANDINGS

(click on team name for final roster)

League Champion:  Yuenglingers (8-5)                          Tim McMaster

           Runner Up:  Fee Times a Madey (10-3)            Evan Shenkman

             3rd Place:  Sloppy Second Spiedies (9-4)           Jason Lowther

             4th Place:  Team Joe (9-4)                                  Joe Lifrieri

             5th Place:  The Chattanooga Cockminers (9-4)    Mike Corizzi

             6th Place:  Sweet Sassy Molassy (8-5)                    Jason Joly

             7th Place:  Squish Da'Fish (8-5)                     Chris Chambers

             8th Place:  Lambda Lambda Lambda (6-6-1)  Doug Sonneberg

             9th Place:  Tossed Salad (6-7)                             Seth Bowen

           10th Place:  Post-Masturbatory Prune Hands (6-7)
                                                                                   Jeremy Daros

           11th Place:  Camorra (5-7-1)               Anthony Constantinople

           12th Place:  Untitled (5-8)                                     Rob Meyers

           13th Place:  Schmengi Men (5-8)                         John Maloney

           14th Place:  Go Blue 97 (5-8)                                  Eric Botten

           15th Place:  More Cowbell (3-10)                    Greg Mammolitti

           16th Place:  Timmy's Shaggin' Stewardesses (1-12)  Tim Borelli

PLAYOFF RESULTS

WILD CARD ROUND

    Sloppy Second Spiedies (Jason Lowther)                               141
@ The Chattanooga Cockminers (Mike Corizzi)                               94

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                 94
@ Sweet Sassy Molassy (Jason Joly)                                               83

Byes: Fee Times a Madey (Evan Shenkman)
        Team Joe (Joe Lifrieri)

SEMIFINAL ROUND

    Sloppy Second Spiedies (Jason Lowther)                                    90
@ Fee Times a Madey (Evan Shenkman)                                      93

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                               115
@ Team Joe (Joe Lifrieri)                                                             99

5th / 6th Place Game

    Sweet Sassy Molassy (Jason Joly)                                               56
@ The Chattanooga Cockminers (Mike Corizzi)                             59

FINALS

Consolation (3rd Place) Game

    Sloppy Second Spiedies (Jason Lowther)                               124
@ Team Joe (Joe Lifrieri)                                                              60

THE SPAGHETTI BOWL

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                137
@ Fee Times a Madey (Evan Shenkman)                                       118

SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

• 2003 S&MB Football Final Standings & Playoff Results


• 2003 S&MB Football Schedule


• 2003 S&MB Football Pro Bowl

Season Recap: 2003 S&MB Baseball

FINAL STANDINGS

League Champion:  Midnight Madness (17-6)               Evan Shenkman

           Runner Up:  No, No, Nanette (14-9)                Greg Mammolitti

             3rd Place:  Rorshach (15-8)                             Robert Meyers

             4th Place:  Yuenglingers (14-9)                        Tim McMaster

             5th Place:  Captain's Rum Runners (13-10)     Chris Chambers

             6th Place:  Sweet Sassy Molassy (11-12)                 Jason Joly

             7th Place:  Timmy's Tarballin' Turduckens (11-12) Tim Borrelli

             8th Place:  F--K the Lawyers (10-13)              Doug Sonneberg

             9th Place:  Markedly Unprepared (10-13)

                                                                     Anthony Constantinople

           10th Place:  Southern Crackers (9-14)                     Jeff Foster

           11th Place:  Poughkeepsie .45's (9-14)                   Seth Bowen

           12th Place:  Mexican Jumping Genital Warts (5-18)

                                                                Mike Corizzi & Joe Lifrieri

PLAYOFF RESULTS

Semifinal Round

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                   287
@ Midnight Madness (Evan Shenkman)                                       292

    No, No, Nanette (Greg Mammolitti)                                        334
@ Rorschach (Rob Meyers)                                                           293

Consolation (3rd Place) Game

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                   261
@ Rorshach (Rob Meyers)                                                          388

THE MATZO BALL SERIES

    No, No, Nanette (Greg Mammolitti)                                         335
@ Midnight Madness (Evan Shenkman)                                      344

SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

2003 S&MB Baseball Year End Awards

2003 S&MB Baseball Final Standings & Playoff Results

2003 S&MB Baseball Schedule

2003 S&MB Baseball All-Star Game

Owner Quotes

- A collection of the best quotes from owners over
                            the course of the season regarding the league.

Robert Meyers - Behind The Blow

- Timmy's video response to Rob's
                            jabs when Tim declined a trade request.
                            Ultimately led to a back-and-forth "war of words"
                            between the two former friends, including the
                            release of trading cards bearing embarrassing
                            images of Tim. There were no winners in this
                            feud - we were all losers.

Season Recap: 2002 S&MB Football

FINAL STANDINGS

League Champion:  Camorra (9-4)                   Anthony Constantinople

           Runner Up:  Yuenglingers (7-6)                          Tim McMaster

             3rd Place: The Soprano Crew (9-4)               Greg Mammolitti

             4th Place:  Rubimac LLP (8-5)                        Evan Shenkman

             5th Place:  Rorschach (8-5)                                  Rob Meyers

             6th Place:  Go Blue 97 (8-5)                                  Eric Botten

             7th Place:  Schmengi Men (7-6)                         John Maloney

             8th Place:  Team Header (7-6)                       Chris Chambers

             9th Place:  Sweet Sassy Molassy (7-6)                     Jason Joly

           10th Place:  Team Joe (7-6)                                   Joe Lifrieri

           11th Place:  The Showstoppas (6-7)                      Mike Corizzi

           12th Place:  Balloon Knot (6-7)                            Jeremy Daros

           13th Place:  F--K the Jets (5-8)                       Doug Sonneberg

           14th Place:  Timmys Tacklin Tamales (4-9)             Tim Borelli

           15th Place:  Sloppy Second Spiedies (4-9)           Jason Lowther

           16th Place:  Capital District Womb Raiders (2-11)   Seth Bowen

PLAYOFF RESULTS

WILD CARD ROUND

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                  98
@ Rorschach (Rob Meyers)                                                             85

    Rubimac LLP (Evan Shenkman)                                              112
@ Go Blue 97 (Eric Botten)                                                           102

Byes: The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)
         Camorra (Anthony Constantinople)

SEMIFINAL ROUND

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                113
@ The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)                                       103

    Rubimac LLP (Evan Shenkman)                                                  78
@ Camorra (Anthony Constantinople)                                          96

5th / 6th Place Game

    Go Blue 97 (Eric Botten)                                                            57
@ Rorschach (Rob Meyers)                                                        133

FINALS

Consolation (3rd Place) Game

    Rubimac LLP (Evan Shenkman)                                                  62
@ The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)                                       92

THE SPAGHETTI BOWL

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                    53
@ Camorra (Anthony Constantinople)                                          95

SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

• 2002 S&MB Football: Year End Awards


• 2002 S&MB Football: You Ought To Be in Pictures


• 2002 S&MB Football Final Standings & Playoff Results


• 2002 S&MB Football Schedule


• 2002 S&MB Football Pro Bowl

Owner Profile: Srikant Maroju

FANTASY RESUME

• N/A





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 0%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 22nd Place
       - Football - 19th Place
       - Baseball - N/A


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
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Football:
       • 2008 - Chocolate Thunder (8th Place)