
FANTASY RESUME
• N/A
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 0%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 22nd Place
 - Football - 19th Place
 - Baseball - N/A
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2008 - Chocolate Thunder (8th Place)
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Owner Profile: Srikant Maroju
Posted by The Commish at 5:05 PM 0 comments
Labels: OWNER PROFILES, SRIKANT MAROJU
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Owner Profile: Joe Lifrieri

FANTASY RESUME
• Retired in 2003
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 15%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 4th Place
 - Football - 4th Place
 - Baseball - N/A
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2003 - Team Joe (4th Place)
 • 2002 - Team Joe (10th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 11:54 AM 0 comments
Labels: JOE LIFRIERI, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Mike Corizzi

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2003
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 31%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 19th Place
 - Football - 8th Place
 - Baseball - 16th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2003 - The Chattanooga Cockminers (5th Place)
 • 2002 - The Showstoppas (11th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2003 - Mexican Jumping Genital Warts (12th Place)
 • 2002 - Mikes Mafia Crew (9th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 11:45 AM 0 comments
Labels: MIKE CORIZZI, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Jason Lowther

FANTASY RESUME
• Retired from 2004 - 2007
• Reinstated in 2008
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 31%
• Accumulated Winnings - $80
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 15th Place
 - Football - 16th Place
 - Baseball - 3rd Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2008 - Team Lowther (1st Place)
 • 2004 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (13th Place)
 • 2003 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (3rd Place)
 • 2002 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (15th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2003 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (5th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 11:21 AM 0 comments
Labels: JASON LOWTHER, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Tim Borrelli

FANTASY RESUME
• Retired in 2004
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 38%
• Accumulated Winnings - $130
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 18th Place
 - Football - 15th Place
 - Baseball - 14th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2004 - Timmy's Tasty Titties (2nd Place)
 • 2003 - Timmy's Shaggin' Stewardesses (16th Place)
 • 2002 - Timmy's Tacklin Tamales (14th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2004 - Timmy's Tarballin' Turduckens (11th Place)
 • 2003 - Timmy's Tarballin' Turduckens (7th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 11:10 AM 0 comments
Labels: OWNER PROFILES, TIM BORRELLI
Owner Profile: Jason Joly

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2004
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 46%
• Accumulated Winnings - $80
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 7th Place
 - Football - 13th Place
 - Baseball - 4th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2004 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (12th Place)
 • 2003 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (6th Place)
 • 2002 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (9th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2004 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (4th Place)
 • 2003 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (6th Place)
 • 2002 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (5th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 11:00 AM 0 comments
Labels: JASON JOLY, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Scott Kaplan

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Football Member
• Retired in 2002
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 8%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 21st Place
 - Football - 18th Place
 - Baseball - N/A
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2001 - Casual Football (12th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 2:09 AM 0 comments
Labels: OWNER PROFILES, SCOTT KAPLAN
Owner Profile: Brian D'Errico

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Football Member
• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2002
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 15%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 17th Place
 - Football - 11th Place
 - Baseball - 15th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2001 - Cokie Roberts PTPers (7th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2002 - Laurie DhueBags (8th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 1:27 AM 0 comments
Labels: BRIAN D'ERRICO, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Tim McMaster

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Football Member
• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2005
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 1
• Participation Level - 62%
• Accumulated Winnings - $380
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 10th Place
 - Football - 3rd Place
 - Baseball - 13th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2004 - Yuenglingers (10th Place)
 • 2003 - Yuenglingers (1st Place)
 • 2002 - Yuenglingers (2nd Place)
 • 2001 - Lost in Dakota (8th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2005 - Yuenglingers (9th Place)
 • 2004 - Yuenglingers (12th Place)
 • 2003 - Yuenglingers (4th Place)
 • 2002 - NoMAHs Sox (6th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 12:44 AM 0 comments
Labels: OWNER PROFILES, TIM MCMASTER
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Owner Profile: Ely Kaplan

FANTASY RESUME
• N/A
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 15%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 13th Place
 - Football - N/A
 - Baseball - 9th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Baseball:
 • 2008 - Team (3rd Place)
 • 2007 - Spoiler (8th Place)
 • 2006 - Not Casual Football (4th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 10:16 PM 0 comments
Labels: ELY KAPLAN, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Perry Vallone

FANTASY RESUME
• N/A
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 1
• Participation Level - 23%
• Accumulated Winnings - $250
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 3rd Place
 - Football - N/A
 - Baseball - 5th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Baseball:
 • 2008 - The Human Fly (10th Place)
 • 2007 - The Human Fly (1st Place)
 • 2006 - The Human Fly (5th Place)
 • 2005 - The Human Fly (8th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 9:38 PM 0 comments
Labels: OWNER PROFILES, PERRY VALLONE
Owner Profile: Jeff Foster

FANTASY RESUME
• N/A
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 2
• Participation Level - 38%
• Accumulated Winnings - $325
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 14th Place
 - Football - N/A
 - Baseball - 10th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Baseball:
 • 2008 - The Ghost Ships (1st Place)
 • 2007 - The Ghost Ships (9th Place)
 • 2006 - The Danny Glovers (6th Place)
 • 2005 - Southern Crackers (1st Place)
 • 2004 - Southern Crackers (7th Place)
 • 2003 - Southern Crackers (10th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 4:24 PM 0 comments
Labels: JEFF FOSTER, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: John Maloney

FANTASY RESUME
• N/A
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 1
• Participation Level - 46%
• Accumulated Winnings - $195
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 5th Place
 - Football - 5th Place
 - Baseball - N/A
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2008 - Schmengi Men (10th Place)
 • 2007 - Schmengi Men (4th Place)
 • 2006 - Schmengi Men (5th Place)
 • 2005 - Schmengi Men (1st Place)
 • 2004 - Schmengi Men (7th Place)
 • 2003 - Schmengi Men (13th Place)
 • 2002 - Schmengi Men (7th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 4:10 PM 0 comments
Labels: JOHN MALONEY, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Jeremy Daros

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Football Member
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 54%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 20th Place
 - Football - 17th Place
 - Baseball - N/A
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2008 - The Evil Doers (7th Place)
 • 2007 - The Evil Doers (9th Place)
 • 2006 - The Evil Doers (8th Place)
 • 2005 - The Evil Doers (10th Place)
 • 2004 - Death by Circumcision (6th Place)
 • 2003 - Post-Masturbatory Prune Hands (10th Place)
 • 2002 - Balloon Knot (12th Place)
 • 2001 - The Muff Divers (11th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 3:58 PM 0 comments
Labels: JEREMY DAROS, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Eric Botten

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Football Member
• Retired in 2008
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 54%
• Accumulated Winnings - $130
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 11th Place
 - Football - 9th Place
 - Baseball - N/A
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2007 - Hail to the Victors (6th Place)
 • 2006 - Hail to the Victors (3rd Place)
 • 2005 - Go Blue 05 (3rd Place)
 • 2004 - Go Blue 04 (14th Place)
 • 2003 - Go Blue 97 (14th Place)
 • 2002 - Go Blue 97 (6th Place)
 • 2001 - Go Blue 97 (6th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 3:19 PM 0 comments
Labels: ERIC BOTTEN, OWNER PROFILES
Owner Profile: Seth Bowen

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Football Member
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 92%
• Accumulated Winnings - $120
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 16th Place
 - Football - 14th Place
 - Baseball - 12th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2008 - Death By Ennui (6th Place)
 • 2007 - Twister Crossing (2nd Place)
 • 2006 - Twister Crossing (9th Place)
 • 2005 - Twister Crossing (5th Place)
 • 2004 - Central Iowa Paraphiliacs (9th Place)
 • 2003 - Tossed Salad (9th Place)
 • 2002 - Capital District Womb Raiders (16th Place)
 • 2001 - pimphands (9th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2008 - Wings Akimbo (6th Place)
 • 2007 - Country Fudge (5th Place)
 • 2006 - Topeka Destroyers (7th Place)
 • 2005 - Surplus Endo (7th Place)
 • 2004 - Upstate Infidels (6th Place)
 • 2003 - Poughkeepsie .45's (11th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 12:46 PM 0 comments
Labels: OWNER PROFILES, SETH BOWEN
Owner Profile: Anthony Constantinople

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Football Member
• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2008
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 2
• Participation Level - 100%
• Accumulated Winnings - $640
• D Cup Title Holder
 - Dec 2002 - Sep 2003
• D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 6th Place
 - Football - 6th Place
 - Baseball - 8th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2007 - Unprepared (3rd Place)
 • 2006 - Unprepared (6th Place)
 • 2005 - Unprepared (7th Place)
 • 2004 - Unprepared (8th Place)
 • 2003 - Camorra (11th Place)
 • 2002 - Camorra (1st Place)
 • 2001 - Camorra (5th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2008 - Utterly Unprepared (7th Place)
 • 2007 - Utterly Unprepared (6th Place)
 • 2006 - Utterly Unprepared (10th Place)
 • 2005 - Utterly Unprepared (2nd Place)
 • 2004 - Markedly Unprepared (10th Place)
 • 2003 - Markedly Unprepared (9th Place)
 • 2002 - Totally Unprepared (1st Place)
Posted by The Commish at 12:23 AM 0 comments
Labels: ANTHONY CONSTANTINOPLE, OWNER PROFILES
Monday, July 14, 2008
Owner Profile: Chris Chambers

FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Football Member
• Charter Baseball Member
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 2
• Participation Level - 100%
• Accumulated Winnings - $480
• D Cup Title Holder
 - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 12th Place
 - Football - 7th Place
 - Baseball - 11th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2008 - House Party (4th Place)
 • 2007 - House Party (1st Place)
 • 2006 - House Party (10th Place)
 • 2005 - Wallabies (9th Place)
 • 2004 - Wallabies (4th Place)
 • 2003 - Squish Da'Fish (7th Place)
 • 2002 - Team Header (8th Place)
 • 2001 - Captain Morgan's AllStars (4th Place)
Baseball:
 • 2008 - Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (8th Place)
 • 2007 - Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (10th Place)
 • 2006 - Little Lebowski Urban Achievers (8th Place)
 • 2005 - Captain's Rum Runners (6th Place)
 • 2004 - Captain's Rum Runners (1st Place)
 • 2003 - Captain's Rum Runners (5th Place)
 • 2002 - Captain Morgan AllStars (10th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 5:46 PM 0 comments
Labels: CHRIS CHAMBERS, OWNER PROFILES
Friday, July 11, 2008
Owner Profile: Greg Mammolitti

FANTASY RESUME
• Commissioner
• Co-Founder
• Charter Football Member
• Charter Baseball Member
• Competition Committee Member
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 100%
• Accumulated Winnings - $590
• D Cup Title Holder
 - Sep 2004 - Dec 2004
 - Sep 2003 - Dec 2003
 - Sep 2002 - Dec 2002
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 8th Place
 - Football - 10th Place
 - Baseball - 7th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2008 - So Favre. So What (9th Place)
 • 2007 - Beets. Battlestar Galactica (8th Place)
 • 2006 - More Cowbell (4th Place)
 • 2005 - More Cowbell (6th Place)
 • 2004 - More Cowbell (11th Place)
 • 2003 - More Cowbell (15th Place)
 • 2002 - The Soprano Crew (3rd Place)
 • 2001 - The Soprano Crew (3rd Place)
Baseball:
 • 2008 - Arlene's Angels (9th Place)
 • 2007 - The Evil Empire (7th Place)
 • 2006 - Dago Guinea Wop Greaseball Goombahs (9th Place)
 • 2005 - Dago Guinea Wop Greaseball Goombahs (10th Place)
 • 2004 - No, No, Nanette (2nd Place)
 • 2003 - No, No, Nanette (2nd Place)
 • 2002 - Pinstripe Pride (2nd Place)
Posted by The Commish at 12:26 AM 0 comments
Labels: GREG MAMMOLITTI, OWNER PROFILES
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Owner Profile: Doug Sonneberg

FANTASY RESUME
• Co-Founder
• Charter Football Member
• Charter Baseball Member
• Competition Committee Member
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 2
• Participation Level - 100%
• Accumulated Winnings - $585
• D Cup Title Holder
 - Dec 2001 - Sep 2002
• Current D Cup Standings
 - Overall - 9th Place
 - Football - 12th Place
 - Baseball - 6th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
 • 2008 - That's What She Said (2nd Place)
 • 2007 - That's What She Said (10th Place)
 • 2006 - You've Got Gold (7th Place)
 • 2005 - Just Call Me Your Bitch (8th Place)
 • 2004 - Me No Are No Nice Guy (3rd Place)
 • 2003 - Lambda Lambda Lambda (8th Place)
 • 2002 - F - - K the Jets (13th Place)
 • 2001 - F**k The Jets (1st Place)
Baseball:
 • 2008 - Fah Q (5th Place)
 • 2007 - Beet Farmers (3rd Place)
 • 2006 - Jewhad (1st Place)
 • 2005 - Strategery (5th Place)
 • 2004 - F - - K the Lawyers (9th Place)
 • 2003 - F - - K the Lawyers (8th Place)
 • 2002 - F**K the Sox (7th Place)
Posted by The Commish at 11:19 PM 0 comments
Labels: DOUG SONNEBERG, OWNER PROFILES
