Season Recap: 2003 S&MB Football

FINAL STANDINGS

(click on team name for final roster)

League Champion:  Yuenglingers (8-5)                          Tim McMaster

           Runner Up:  Fee Times a Madey (10-3)            Evan Shenkman

             3rd Place:  Sloppy Second Spiedies (9-4)           Jason Lowther

             4th Place:  Team Joe (9-4)                                  Joe Lifrieri

             5th Place:  The Chattanooga Cockminers (9-4)    Mike Corizzi

             6th Place:  Sweet Sassy Molassy (8-5)                    Jason Joly

             7th Place:  Squish Da'Fish (8-5)                     Chris Chambers

             8th Place:  Lambda Lambda Lambda (6-6-1)  Doug Sonneberg

             9th Place:  Tossed Salad (6-7)                             Seth Bowen

           10th Place:  Post-Masturbatory Prune Hands (6-7)
                                                                                   Jeremy Daros

           11th Place:  Camorra (5-7-1)               Anthony Constantinople

           12th Place:  Untitled (5-8)                                     Rob Meyers

           13th Place:  Schmengi Men (5-8)                         John Maloney

           14th Place:  Go Blue 97 (5-8)                                  Eric Botten

           15th Place:  More Cowbell (3-10)                    Greg Mammolitti

           16th Place:  Timmy's Shaggin' Stewardesses (1-12)  Tim Borelli

PLAYOFF RESULTS

WILD CARD ROUND

    Sloppy Second Spiedies (Jason Lowther)                               141
@ The Chattanooga Cockminers (Mike Corizzi)                               94

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                 94
@ Sweet Sassy Molassy (Jason Joly)                                               83

Byes: Fee Times a Madey (Evan Shenkman)
        Team Joe (Joe Lifrieri)

SEMIFINAL ROUND

    Sloppy Second Spiedies (Jason Lowther)                                    90
@ Fee Times a Madey (Evan Shenkman)                                      93

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                               115
@ Team Joe (Joe Lifrieri)                                                             99

5th / 6th Place Game

    Sweet Sassy Molassy (Jason Joly)                                               56
@ The Chattanooga Cockminers (Mike Corizzi)                             59

FINALS

Consolation (3rd Place) Game

    Sloppy Second Spiedies (Jason Lowther)                               124
@ Team Joe (Joe Lifrieri)                                                              60

THE SPAGHETTI BOWL

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                137
@ Fee Times a Madey (Evan Shenkman)                                       118

SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

• 2003 S&MB Football Final Standings & Playoff Results


• 2003 S&MB Football Schedule


• 2003 S&MB Football Pro Bowl

Season Recap: 2003 S&MB Baseball

FINAL STANDINGS

League Champion:  Midnight Madness (17-6)               Evan Shenkman

           Runner Up:  No, No, Nanette (14-9)                Greg Mammolitti

             3rd Place:  Rorshach (15-8)                             Robert Meyers

             4th Place:  Yuenglingers (14-9)                        Tim McMaster

             5th Place:  Captain's Rum Runners (13-10)     Chris Chambers

             6th Place:  Sweet Sassy Molassy (11-12)                 Jason Joly

             7th Place:  Timmy's Tarballin' Turduckens (11-12) Tim Borrelli

             8th Place:  F--K the Lawyers (10-13)              Doug Sonneberg

             9th Place:  Markedly Unprepared (10-13)

                                                                     Anthony Constantinople

           10th Place:  Southern Crackers (9-14)                     Jeff Foster

           11th Place:  Poughkeepsie .45's (9-14)                   Seth Bowen

           12th Place:  Mexican Jumping Genital Warts (5-18)

                                                                Mike Corizzi & Joe Lifrieri

PLAYOFF RESULTS

Semifinal Round

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                   287
@ Midnight Madness (Evan Shenkman)                                       292

    No, No, Nanette (Greg Mammolitti)                                        334
@ Rorschach (Rob Meyers)                                                           293

Consolation (3rd Place) Game

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                   261
@ Rorshach (Rob Meyers)                                                          388

THE MATZO BALL SERIES

    No, No, Nanette (Greg Mammolitti)                                         335
@ Midnight Madness (Evan Shenkman)                                      344

SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

2003 S&MB Baseball Year End Awards

2003 S&MB Baseball Final Standings & Playoff Results

2003 S&MB Baseball Schedule

2003 S&MB Baseball All-Star Game

Owner Quotes

- A collection of the best quotes from owners over
                            the course of the season regarding the league.

Robert Meyers - Behind The Blow

- Timmy's video response to Rob's
                            jabs when Tim declined a trade request.
                            Ultimately led to a back-and-forth "war of words"
                            between the two former friends, including the
                            release of trading cards bearing embarrassing
                            images of Tim. There were no winners in this
                            feud - we were all losers.

Season Recap: 2002 S&MB Football

FINAL STANDINGS

League Champion:  Camorra (9-4)                   Anthony Constantinople

           Runner Up:  Yuenglingers (7-6)                          Tim McMaster

             3rd Place: The Soprano Crew (9-4)               Greg Mammolitti

             4th Place:  Rubimac LLP (8-5)                        Evan Shenkman

             5th Place:  Rorschach (8-5)                                  Rob Meyers

             6th Place:  Go Blue 97 (8-5)                                  Eric Botten

             7th Place:  Schmengi Men (7-6)                         John Maloney

             8th Place:  Team Header (7-6)                       Chris Chambers

             9th Place:  Sweet Sassy Molassy (7-6)                     Jason Joly

           10th Place:  Team Joe (7-6)                                   Joe Lifrieri

           11th Place:  The Showstoppas (6-7)                      Mike Corizzi

           12th Place:  Balloon Knot (6-7)                            Jeremy Daros

           13th Place:  F--K the Jets (5-8)                       Doug Sonneberg

           14th Place:  Timmys Tacklin Tamales (4-9)             Tim Borelli

           15th Place:  Sloppy Second Spiedies (4-9)           Jason Lowther

           16th Place:  Capital District Womb Raiders (2-11)   Seth Bowen

PLAYOFF RESULTS

WILD CARD ROUND

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                  98
@ Rorschach (Rob Meyers)                                                             85

    Rubimac LLP (Evan Shenkman)                                              112
@ Go Blue 97 (Eric Botten)                                                           102

Byes: The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)
         Camorra (Anthony Constantinople)

SEMIFINAL ROUND

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                113
@ The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)                                       103

    Rubimac LLP (Evan Shenkman)                                                  78
@ Camorra (Anthony Constantinople)                                          96

5th / 6th Place Game

    Go Blue 97 (Eric Botten)                                                            57
@ Rorschach (Rob Meyers)                                                        133

FINALS

Consolation (3rd Place) Game

    Rubimac LLP (Evan Shenkman)                                                  62
@ The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)                                       92

THE SPAGHETTI BOWL

    Yuenglingers (Tim McMaster)                                                    53
@ Camorra (Anthony Constantinople)                                          95

SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

• 2002 S&MB Football: Year End Awards


• 2002 S&MB Football: You Ought To Be in Pictures


• 2002 S&MB Football Final Standings & Playoff Results


• 2002 S&MB Football Schedule


• 2002 S&MB Football Pro Bowl

Owner Profile: Srikant Maroju

FANTASY RESUME

• N/A





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 0%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 22nd Place
       - Football - 19th Place
       - Baseball - N/A


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2008 - Chocolate Thunder (8th Place)

2002 Baseball Bobbleheads

BOBBLEHEAD MANIA!

Released by Robert Meyers during the 2002 Spaghetti and Matzo Balls baseball season, this limited edition bobblehead set features all ten of the league's owners as well as 3 special "collector's items" of team mascots.

Season Recap: 2002 S&MB Baseball

FINAL STANDINGS

League Champion:  Totally Unprepared (15-9) Anthony Constantinople

           Runner Up:  Pinstripe Pride (14-10)               Greg Mammolitti

             3rd Place:  Rorshach (14-10)                           Robert Meyers

             4th Place:  Midnight Madness (16-8)             Evan Shenkman

             5th Place:  Sweet Sassy Molassy (14-10)                Jason Joly

             6th Place:  NoMAHs Sox (14-10)                      Tim McMaster

             7th Place:  F**K the Sox (11-13)                   Doug Sonneberg

             8th Place:  Laurie DhueBags (8-16)                  Brian D'Errico

             9th Place:  Mikes Mafia Crew (7-17)                  Mike Corizzi

           10th Place:  Captain Morgan AllStars (7-17)     Chris Chambers

PLAYOFF RESULTS

Semifinal Round

    Pinstripe Pride (Greg Mammolitti)                                        354
@ Midnight Madness (Evan Shenkman)                                        315

    Rorshach (Rob Meyers)                                                           294
@ Totally Unprepared (Anthony Constantinople)                      297

Consolation (3rd Place) Game

    Rorshach (Rob Meyers)                                                          355
@ Midnight Madness (Evan Shenkman)                                         213

THE MATZO BALL SERIES

    Pinstripe Pride (Greg Mammolitti)                                            233
@ Totally Unprepared (Anthony Constantinople)                       256

SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

• 2002 S&MB Baseball: Year End Awards


• 2002 S&MB Baseball: Picture Perfect


• Owner Bobbleheads

Rory the Rabbit

Robert Meyers announces a new mascot for his Rorshach team - Rory the Rabbit. Rory, famous for balancing everyday objects on his head, almost does the trick as Rorshach makes it all the way to the Spaghetti Bowl, only to lose to Doug Sonneberg and F**K the Jets in the championship game.

A sad update from Robert:

It is a sad day, as the first, and perhaps most influential mascot in the history of the Spaghetti & Matzo Ball league has passed to the great beyond.

Rory the Rabbit, legendary mascot for Rorschach, died in his sleep at the ripe age of 5 years old. Rory is survived by his wife Randy and 46 kids.

Rory, known best for his ability to balance objects on his head, transcended sports with his ability to connect to fans of all ages. Despite the passing of his talents on to his children, The Rory Foundation has vowed that the act will die with him.

Rory, born in the briar patch, rose to great heights after learning that his ability to balance objects ranging from pancakes to pens on his head could pay off dividends in the sport of mascoting. Featured in several ESPN commericals during his heyday, Rory has become a symbol of Rorschach Inc and its various enterprises.

Rorschach owner Robert Meyers is said to be deeply saddened by the loss of his great friend. In his only statement, Meyers announced that his team will dedicate this season to his memory by wearing a Rory patch on their uniform, as well as by donating money to the Rory Foundation for every win.

In related news, Meyers announced that Rory's best friend, The Pets.com puppet, will carry out the duties of mascotting Rorschach for the remainder of this season.

"In these sad times, the return of our old friend, The Pets.com Puppet is greatly comfoting," stated Meyers.

Season Recap: 2001 S&MB Football

FINAL STANDINGS

League Champion:  F**k The Jets (9-5)                      Doug Sonneberg

           Runner Up:  Rorshach (10-4)                                 Rob Meyers

             3rd Place:  The Soprano Crew (8-6)             Greg Mammolitti

             4th Place:  Captain Morgan's AllStars (10-4)   Chris Chambers

             5th Place:  Camorra (8-6)                 Anthony Constantinople

             6th Place:  Go Blue 97 (8-6)                                 Eric Botten

             7th Place:  Cokie Roberts PTPers (8-6)             Brian D'Errico

             8th Place:  Lost in Dakota (7-7)                      Tim McMaster

             9th Place:  pimphands (7-7)                                Seth Bowen

           10th Place:  Legally Jules (6-8)                       Evan Shenkman

           11th Place:  The Muff Divers (3-11)                   Jeremy Daros

           12th Place:  Casual Football (0-14)                      Scott Kaplan

PLAYOFF RESULTS

Semifinal Round

    Rorshach (Rob Meyers)                               
@ Captain Morgan's AllStars (Chris Chambers)   

    The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)      
@ F**k The Jets (Doug Sonneberg)           


Consolation (3rd Place) Game

    The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)          
@ Captain Morgan's AllStars (Chris Chambers)   


THE SPAGHETTI BOWL

    Rorshach (Rob Meyers)                   
@ F**k The Jets (Doug Sonneberg)   



SEASON HIGHLIGHTS

• 2001 S&MB Football: Year End Awards


• 2001 S&MB Football: A Season in Pictures


• Rory the Rabbit

Owner Profile: Joe Lifrieri

FANTASY RESUME

• Retired in 2003





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 15%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 4th Place
       - Football - 4th Place
       - Baseball - N/A


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2003 - Team Joe (4th Place)
       • 2002 - Team Joe (10th Place)

Owner Profile: Mike Corizzi

FANTASY RESUME

• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2003



FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 31%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 19th Place
       - Football - 8th Place
       - Baseball - 16th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2003 - The Chattanooga Cockminers (5th Place)
       • 2002 - The Showstoppas (11th Place)

Baseball:
       • 2003 - Mexican Jumping Genital Warts (12th Place)
       • 2002 - Mikes Mafia Crew (9th Place)

Owner Profile: Jason Lowther

FANTASY RESUME

• Retired from 2004 - 2007
• Reinstated in 2008



FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 31%
• Accumulated Winnings - $80
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 15th Place
       - Football - 16th Place
       - Baseball - 3rd Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2008 - Team Lowther (1st Place)
       • 2004 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (13th Place)
       • 2003 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (3rd Place)
       • 2002 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (15th Place)

Baseball:
       • 2003 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (5th Place)

Owner Profile: Tim Borrelli

FANTASY RESUME

• Retired in 2004



FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 38%
• Accumulated Winnings - $130
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 18th Place
       - Football - 15th Place
       - Baseball - 14th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2004 - Timmy's Tasty Titties (2nd Place)
       • 2003 - Timmy's Shaggin' Stewardesses (16th Place)
       • 2002 - Timmy's Tacklin Tamales (14th Place)

Baseball:
       • 2004 - Timmy's Tarballin' Turduckens (11th Place)
       • 2003 - Timmy's Tarballin' Turduckens (7th Place)

Owner Profile: Jason Joly

FANTASY RESUME

• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2004




FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 46%
• Accumulated Winnings - $80
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 7th Place
       - Football - 13th Place
       - Baseball - 4th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2004 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (12th Place)
       • 2003 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (6th Place)
       • 2002 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (9th Place)

Baseball:
       • 2004 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (4th Place)
       • 2003 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (6th Place)
       • 2002 - Sweet Sassy Molassy (5th Place)

Owner Profile: Scott Kaplan

FANTASY RESUME

• Charter Football Member
• Retired in 2002





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 8%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 21st Place
       - Football - 18th Place
       - Baseball - N/A


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2001 - Casual Football (12th Place)

Owner Profile: Brian D'Errico

FANTASY RESUME

• Charter Football Member
• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2002



FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 15%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 17th Place
       - Football - 11th Place
       - Baseball - 15th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2001 - Cokie Roberts PTPers (7th Place)

Baseball:
       • 2002 - Laurie DhueBags (8th Place)

Owner Profile: Tim McMaster

FANTASY RESUME

• Charter Football Member
• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2005




FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 1
• Participation Level - 62%
• Accumulated Winnings - $380
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 10th Place
       - Football - 3rd Place
       - Baseball - 13th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2004 - Yuenglingers (10th Place)
       • 2003 - Yuenglingers (1st Place)
       • 2002 - Yuenglingers (2nd Place)
       • 2001 - Lost in Dakota (8th Place)

Baseball:
       • 2005 - Yuenglingers (9th Place)
       • 2004 - Yuenglingers (12th Place)
       • 2003 - Yuenglingers (4th Place)
       • 2002 - NoMAHs Sox (6th Place)

"Retired" Owner Profiles

Though the owners below have come and gone from competing in the Spaghetti and Matzo Balls League, their legacy continues on forever, including one league championship and one season that will never be forgotten, even though it was for all the wrong reasons.

       • Anthony Constantinople   (2 League Championships)

       • Eric Botten

       • Tim McMaster   (1 League Championship)

       • Brian D'Errico

       • Scott Kaplan   (0 - 12 baby!)

       • Jason Joly

       • Tim Borrelli

       • Perry Vallone   (1 League Championship)

       • Mike Corizzi

       • Joe Lifrieri

Owner Profile: Ely Kaplan

FANTASY RESUME

• N/A





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 15%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 13th Place
       - Football - N/A
       - Baseball - 9th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Baseball:
       • 2008 - Team (3rd Place)
       • 2007 - Spoiler (8th Place)
       • 2006 - Not Casual Football (4th Place)

Owner Profile: Perry Vallone

FANTASY RESUME

• N/A





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 1
• Participation Level - 23%
• Accumulated Winnings - $250
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 3rd Place
       - Football - N/A
       - Baseball - 5th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Baseball:
       • 2008 - The Human Fly (10th Place)
       • 2007 - The Human Fly (1st Place)
       • 2006 - The Human Fly (5th Place)
       • 2005 - The Human Fly (8th Place)

Owner Profile: Jeff Foster

FANTASY RESUME

• N/A




FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 2
• Participation Level - 38%
• Accumulated Winnings - $325
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 14th Place
       - Football - N/A
       - Baseball - 10th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Baseball:
       • 2008 - The Ghost Ships (1st Place)
       • 2007 - The Ghost Ships (9th Place)
       • 2006 - The Danny Glovers (6th Place)
       • 2005 - Southern Crackers (1st Place)
       • 2004 - Southern Crackers (7th Place)
       • 2003 - Southern Crackers (10th Place)

Owner Profile: John Maloney

FANTASY RESUME

• N/A





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 1
• Participation Level - 46%
• Accumulated Winnings - $195
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 5th Place
       - Football - 5th Place
       - Baseball - N/A


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2008 - Schmengi Men (10th Place)
       • 2007 - Schmengi Men (4th Place)
       • 2006 - Schmengi Men (5th Place)
       • 2005 - Schmengi Men (1st Place)
       • 2004 - Schmengi Men (7th Place)
       • 2003 - Schmengi Men (13th Place)
       • 2002 - Schmengi Men (7th Place)

Owner Profile: Jeremy Daros

FANTASY RESUME

• Charter Football Member





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 54%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 20th Place
       - Football - 17th Place
       - Baseball - N/A


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2008 - The Evil Doers (7th Place)
       • 2007 - The Evil Doers (9th Place)
       • 2006 - The Evil Doers (8th Place)
       • 2005 - The Evil Doers (10th Place)
       • 2004 - Death by Circumcision (6th Place)
       • 2003 - Post-Masturbatory Prune Hands (10th Place)
       • 2002 - Balloon Knot (12th Place)
       • 2001 - The Muff Divers (11th Place)

Owner Profile: Eric Botten

FANTASY RESUME

• Charter Football Member
• Retired in 2008





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 54%
• Accumulated Winnings - $130
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 11th Place
       - Football - 9th Place
       - Baseball - N/A


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2007 - Hail to the Victors (6th Place)
       • 2006 - Hail to the Victors (3rd Place)
       • 2005 - Go Blue 05 (3rd Place)
       • 2004 - Go Blue 04 (14th Place)
       • 2003 - Go Blue 97 (14th Place)
       • 2002 - Go Blue 97 (6th Place)
       • 2001 - Go Blue 97 (6th Place)

Owner Profile: Seth Bowen

FANTASY RESUME

• Charter Football Member





FANTASY STATISTICS

• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 92%
• Accumulated Winnings - $120
• D Cup Title Holder
       - N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
       - Overall - 16th Place
       - Football - 14th Place
       - Baseball - 12th Place


HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)

Football:
       • 2008 - Death By Ennui (6th Place)
       • 2007 - Twister Crossing (2nd Place)
       • 2006 - Twister Crossing (9th Place)
       • 2005 - Twister Crossing (5th Place)
       • 2004 - Central Iowa Paraphiliacs (9th Place)
       • 2003 - Tossed Salad (9th Place)
       • 2002 - Capital District Womb Raiders (16th Place)
       • 2001 - pimphands (9th Place)

Baseball:
       • 2008 - Wings Akimbo (6th Place)
       • 2007 - Country Fudge (5th Place)
       • 2006 - Topeka Destroyers (7th Place)
       • 2005 - Surplus Endo (7th Place)
       • 2004 - Upstate Infidels (6th Place)
       • 2003 - Poughkeepsie .45's (11th Place)