BOBBLEHEAD MANIA!
Released by Robert Meyers during the 2002 Spaghetti and Matzo Balls baseball season, this limited edition bobblehead set features all ten of the league's owners as well as 3 special "collector's items" of team mascots.
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Season Recap: 2002 S&MB Baseball
FINAL STANDINGS
League Champion: Totally Unprepared (15-9) Anthony Constantinople
Runner Up: Pinstripe Pride (14-10) Greg Mammolitti
3rd Place: Rorshach (14-10) Robert Meyers
4th Place: Midnight Madness (16-8) Evan Shenkman
5th Place: Sweet Sassy Molassy (14-10) Jason Joly
6th Place: NoMAHs Sox (14-10) Tim McMaster
7th Place: F**K the Sox (11-13) Doug Sonneberg
8th Place: Laurie DhueBags (8-16) Brian D'Errico
9th Place: Mikes Mafia Crew (7-17) Mike Corizzi
10th Place: Captain Morgan AllStars (7-17) Chris Chambers
PLAYOFF RESULTS
Semifinal Round
Semifinal Round
Pinstripe Pride (Greg Mammolitti) 354
@ Midnight Madness (Evan Shenkman) 315
Rorshach (Rob Meyers) 294
@ Totally Unprepared (Anthony Constantinople) 297
Consolation (3rd Place) Game
Rorshach (Rob Meyers) 355
@ Midnight Madness (Evan Shenkman) 213
THE MATZO BALL SERIES
Pinstripe Pride (Greg Mammolitti) 233
@ Totally Unprepared (Anthony Constantinople) 256
SEASON HIGHLIGHTS
Monday, July 21, 2008
Rory the Rabbit
Robert Meyers announces a new mascot for his Rorshach team - Rory the Rabbit. Rory, famous for balancing everyday objects on his head, almost does the trick as Rorshach makes it all the way to the Spaghetti Bowl, only to lose to Doug Sonneberg and F**K the Jets in the championship game.
A sad update from Robert:
It is a sad day, as the first, and perhaps most influential mascot in the history of the Spaghetti & Matzo Ball league has passed to the great beyond.
Rory the Rabbit, legendary mascot for Rorschach, died in his sleep at the ripe age of 5 years old. Rory is survived by his wife Randy and 46 kids.
Rory, known best for his ability to balance objects on his head, transcended sports with his ability to connect to fans of all ages. Despite the passing of his talents on to his children, The Rory Foundation has vowed that the act will die with him.
Rory, born in the briar patch, rose to great heights after learning that his ability to balance objects ranging from pancakes to pens on his head could pay off dividends in the sport of mascoting. Featured in several ESPN commericals during his heyday, Rory has become a symbol of Rorschach Inc and its various enterprises.
Rorschach owner Robert Meyers is said to be deeply saddened by the loss of his great friend. In his only statement, Meyers announced that his team will dedicate this season to his memory by wearing a Rory patch on their uniform, as well as by donating money to the Rory Foundation for every win.
In related news, Meyers announced that Rory's best friend, The Pets.com puppet, will carry out the duties of mascotting Rorschach for the remainder of this season.
"In these sad times, the return of our old friend, The Pets.com Puppet is greatly comfoting," stated Meyers.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Season Recap: 2001 S&MB Football
FINAL STANDINGS
League Champion: F**k The Jets (9-5) Doug Sonneberg
Runner Up: Rorshach (10-4) Rob Meyers
3rd Place: The Soprano Crew (8-6) Greg Mammolitti
4th Place: Captain Morgan's AllStars (10-4) Chris Chambers
5th Place: Camorra (8-6) Anthony Constantinople
6th Place: Go Blue 97 (8-6) Eric Botten
7th Place: Cokie Roberts PTPers (8-6) Brian D'Errico
8th Place: Lost in Dakota (7-7) Tim McMaster
9th Place: pimphands (7-7) Seth Bowen
10th Place: Legally Jules (6-8) Evan Shenkman
11th Place: The Muff Divers (3-11) Jeremy Daros
12th Place: Casual Football (0-14) Scott Kaplan
PLAYOFF RESULTS
Semifinal Round
Rorshach (Rob Meyers)
@ Captain Morgan's AllStars (Chris Chambers)
The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)
@ F**k The Jets (Doug Sonneberg)
Consolation (3rd Place) Game
The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)
@ Captain Morgan's AllStars (Chris Chambers)
THE SPAGHETTI BOWL
Rorshach (Rob Meyers)
@ F**k The Jets (Doug Sonneberg)
SEASON HIGHLIGHTS
Semifinal Round
Rorshach (Rob Meyers)
@ Captain Morgan's AllStars (Chris Chambers)
The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)
@ F**k The Jets (Doug Sonneberg)
Consolation (3rd Place) Game
The Soprano Crew (Greg Mammolitti)
@ Captain Morgan's AllStars (Chris Chambers)
THE SPAGHETTI BOWL
Rorshach (Rob Meyers)
@ F**k The Jets (Doug Sonneberg)
SEASON HIGHLIGHTS
Owner Profile: Joe Lifrieri
FANTASY RESUME
• Retired in 2003
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 15%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
- N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
- Overall - 4th Place
- Football - 4th Place
- Baseball - N/A
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
• 2003 - Team Joe (4th Place)
• 2002 - Team Joe (10th Place)
Owner Profile: Mike Corizzi
FANTASY RESUME
• Charter Baseball Member
• Retired in 2003
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 31%
• Accumulated Winnings - $0
• D Cup Title Holder
- N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
- Overall - 19th Place
- Football - 8th Place
- Baseball - 16th Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
• 2003 - The Chattanooga Cockminers (5th Place)
• 2002 - The Showstoppas (11th Place)
Baseball:
• 2003 - Mexican Jumping Genital Warts (12th Place)
• 2002 - Mikes Mafia Crew (9th Place)
Owner Profile: Jason Lowther
FANTASY RESUME
• Retired from 2004 - 2007
• Reinstated in 2008
FANTASY STATISTICS
• Championship Seasons - 0
• Participation Level - 31%
• Accumulated Winnings - $80
• D Cup Title Holder
- N/A
• Current D Cup Standings
- Overall - 15th Place
- Football - 16th Place
- Baseball - 3rd Place
HISTORICAL STANDINGS
(click on team name for final roster)
Football:
• 2008 - Team Lowther (1st Place)
• 2004 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (13th Place)
• 2003 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (3rd Place)
• 2002 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (15th Place)
Baseball:
• 2003 - Sloppy Second Spiedies (5th Place)
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